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What I Ate Last Weekend: The Grossest Cinnamon Roll of my Life

First, let’s be clear about the words I just used. I did not say the worst cinnamon roll of my life. I said the grossest. Meaning, it’s not…

6 min readMar 8, 2024

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What I Ate Last Weekend: The Grossest Cinnamon Roll of my Life

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Kelly Green

What I Ate Tuesday, January 23: Soup and Silence

7 min readJan 24, 2024

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What I Ate Tuesday, January 23: Soup and Silence

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I Have No Idea What I Ate: in Champaign-Urbana, August 16th, 2023: the Past, the Present and a…

In mid-August, I moved my niece into college. Well, I helped my niece — who, sometimes I think is my sister and sometimes I think is me —…

5 min readDec 9, 2023

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I Have No Idea What I Ate: in Champaign-Urbana, August 16th, 2023: the Past, the Present and a…

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What I Ate in L.A.: the best deviled eggs of my life, and a bunch of other delicious shit

holy shit it’s been a long time since I’ve written one of these. I want to think that you, the person ingesting these words, will be like…

4 min readOct 29, 2023

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What I Ate in L.A.: the best deviled eggs of my life, and a bunch of other delicious shit

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what I didn’t eat monday, march 27th: my mom’s birthday

grief is fucking weird. I mean, it hit hard in the days/weeks/months when my mom first left the earth, but since then, it’s been a real…

4 min readMar 30, 2023

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what I didn’t eat monday, march 27th: my mom’s birthday

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peanut butter, a non-book deal, meditation and the endless missing of my mom

If you know me well, you know my feelings about Reese’s peanut butter cups vs. their peanut butter-enrobed holiday shapes. I wouldn’t eat a…

4 min readJan 1, 2023

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peanut butter, a non-book deal, meditation and the endless missing of my mom

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What I Ate November 16th, 2022: Enough Potatoes to Poison a Body

Today, I got up early and went to 6am hot yoga. I’m still getting reacclimated to working out in groups with other non-masked, breathing…

7 min readNov 17, 2022

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What I Ate November 16th, 2022: Enough Potatoes to Poison a Body

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What I Ate The Last Two Mornings: A Personal Baguette & “Chocolate” Oatmeal — Sept.

I ate a whole baguette this morning. I stopped at half and was like, I feel good. But I didn’t want to feel good; I wanted to cross over…

4 min readSep 21, 2022

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What I Ate The Last Two Mornings: A Personal Baguette & “Chocolate” Oatmeal — Sept.

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What I Ate on Sunday, June 5th and Saturday, August 20th: Raspberry Croissants & Bubble Tea

It’s been almost three months. For almost three months I’ve been meaning to write about this. About the day my niece bought me bubble tea…

5 min readAug 26, 2022

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What I Ate on Sunday, June 5th and Saturday, August 20th: Raspberry Croissants & Bubble Tea

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What I Ate in New York City, Part Deux/April 2, 2022

After Nic and Ollie and my dad departed, I went nuts eating. First, I went to the donut shop I had intended Ollie to love, and bought a…

4 min readApr 27, 2022

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What I Ate in New York City, Part Deux/April 2, 2022

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Kelly Green

Kelly Green

Loves dogs more than you do. website: www.thekellygreen.com on Instagram: @kellygreen_likethecolor and @kellygreeneats Twitter: @kellygreeeeeen

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