What I Ate Last Weekend: The Grossest Cinnamon Roll of my LifeFirst, let’s be clear about the words I just used. I did not say the worst cinnamon roll of my life. I said the grossest. Meaning, it’s not…Mar 8Mar 8
I Have No Idea What I Ate: in Champaign-Urbana, August 16th, 2023: the Past, the Present and a…In mid-August, I moved my niece into college. Well, I helped my niece — who, sometimes I think is my sister and sometimes I think is me —…Dec 9, 2023Dec 9, 2023
What I Ate in L.A.: the best deviled eggs of my life, and a bunch of other delicious shitholy shit it’s been a long time since I’ve written one of these. I want to think that you, the person ingesting these words, will be like…Oct 29, 2023Oct 29, 2023
what I didn’t eat monday, march 27th: my mom’s birthdaygrief is fucking weird. I mean, it hit hard in the days/weeks/months when my mom first left the earth, but since then, it’s been a real…Mar 30, 2023Mar 30, 2023
peanut butter, a non-book deal, meditation and the endless missing of my momIf you know me well, you know my feelings about Reese’s peanut butter cups vs. their peanut butter-enrobed holiday shapes. I wouldn’t eat a…Jan 1, 20231Jan 1, 20231
What I Ate November 16th, 2022: Enough Potatoes to Poison a BodyToday, I got up early and went to 6am hot yoga. I’m still getting reacclimated to working out in groups with other non-masked, breathing…Nov 17, 2022Nov 17, 2022
What I Ate The Last Two Mornings: A Personal Baguette & “Chocolate” Oatmeal — Sept.I ate a whole baguette this morning. I stopped at half and was like, I feel good. But I didn’t want to feel good; I wanted to cross over…Sep 21, 20222Sep 21, 20222
What I Ate on Sunday, June 5th and Saturday, August 20th: Raspberry Croissants & Bubble TeaIt’s been almost three months. For almost three months I’ve been meaning to write about this. About the day my niece bought me bubble tea…Aug 26, 2022Aug 26, 2022